Maybe you hadn’t heard… I don’t shine shoes no more.
Wednesday, January 5, 2005 • Posted by jcb
2:45 AM phone rings in the Ipanema apartment of JCB and Witz
[jcb] Hello
[dm] Are you sitting? pause What time is it there anyway?
[jcb] No I’m up. You hadn’t heard… the sun never sets in the lower hemi-sphere. What’s going on?
[dm] Funny, eat it. So I’m watching the Orange Bowl halftime show and out of nowwhere your ugly mugg ends up on the big screen at the stadium!!!
[jcb] Get out?!! You’re kidding?
[dm] FULL ON. You’re in the new U2 video.
[jcb] GET OUT!! You could totally tell it was me?
[dm] Yeah. You’re famous. Maybe you can parlee this into a series.
[jcb] Won’t I need a sex tape leaked?
[dm] Don’t worry I still have that one of you and that zoo-keeper from Athens.
[jcb] Funny.
[dm] Seriously though. Haven’t seen you in a while. You might wanna layoff the cheese fries.
[jcb] I need this at 2 in the morning? Besides the big screen adds a few pounds.
[dm] Good point.
[jcb] OK gotta run. My portuguese placement test is in a few hours.
[dm] K Talk to you later skinny.
Some terrible quality screen shots. Sorry.
See Adam’s head to my left. Nice do-rag Jones.
Read how an unctuous ne’er-do-well ends up in a U2 video here
The video is, ostensibly, up on ESPN’s
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