Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Tuesday, January 18, 2005 • Posted by jcb
Hot. Delirious … can’t think straight. Need cold beer stat. Reminiscences haunt the hot sticky air. New Orleans, am I home? Characteristically, a sudden heat wave has brought our air conditioning unit to its knees. As with most difficulties we manage to find some levity to assuage the awful hilarity of our lives. In a test of manhood, Witzy has taken to baking his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Test of manhood you ask? Two reasons. 1) Can a man still retain his manhood while baking cookies, dressed in a tank top and onion skin running shorts lifted from Emmanuel Lewis? 2) Is it possible for the apartment to get any hotter now that the furnace posing as an oven is fired up day and night producing Witzy’s chocolate chip man bait. The cavalry has arrived. Three able bodied gents to repair our unit.
Watching work is tough business. Can I get you a cookie?
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Posted by: evil at January 18, 2005 08:27 PM
better choco chip cookies than his “brownies”. i couldn’t see straight for 3 days after chewing on one of them…
Posted by: TK at January 19, 2005 06:15 AM
” As with most difficulties we manage to find some levity to assuage the awful hilarity of our lives.”
Now that is some good stuff you poor bastards. Ha
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